Blame the bird

Ah Budapest! Which, roughly translated, means city of rotten luck. Listen. I’m going to try to explain this complicated city…

Vienna waits for you

Listen, I spent nearly six or seven hours in Vienna, so I’m in a great position to tell you all…

My chat with Kafka

So I may have neglected to mention this, but while I was in Prague I had this insatiable desire to…

The book on Melk

Being a trained observer of the human condition I of course feel an obligation to report to you my observations…

Once more upon a Danube

Little known historical fact: Danube is pig Latin for damned u-shaped river! I either read that somewhere or I just…

Look through any window

Sigh. If this is Sunday it must be another medieval German town. Oh yeah, it’s Regensburg. Not at all like…

One morning in Nuremberg

We woke up Friday morning to something extraordinary had taken place. Our first full day in Nuremberg, and it had…